Saturday, August 11, 2007

And just to keep in theme with the baby posts, the big rumor right now is that Lindsay Lohan may be pregnant accordng to OK! Magazing. Unfortunately, I think this may be just too good to be true. And if it is true, she'll probably just give birth to a mound of chewed up coke baggies and Herpecin.

I'm not really sure what parallel reality Nicole Richie lives in that allows her to conceive despite her anorexic status but I'm going to hope for the best and pray for an alien baby because an alien baby would be fucking AWESOME! Oh please, I know you're at your desk right now thinking the same. Don't deny it.